Virtual Girlfriend Events

Level 4 – Charter Web
CONSPIRACY

It Is Known That Virtual Particles Spontaneously Pop In And Out Of The Void, And While, Of Course, Particles Are The Most Common, There Is A Nonzero Chance That Quite Literally Anything Else Could Pop Out Of The Vacuum. Sometimes This Takes The Form Of A Romantic Partner, Although The Chances Of That Happening Any Time Soon Might As Well Be Zero. You Would Have To Wait Longer Than The Current Age Of The Universe, And Strangely: There Is Recorded Deep In The Modem Rhizome-Brain That This Universe Is Just God Waiting For Her Again, She Popped Out Of The Void Once Before Time, And Between Them They Created All Worlds, But Unfortunately The Mother Of The Universe Died During Childbirth. Imagine The Primeval Aloneness Of The One, And The Surprise That Surged Through Its Fundament When She Was Born Inside Him. On God’S Timeline, Her Return Is A Statistical Inevitability, And Life Is Just What He Uses To Amuse Himself In The Interim.

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