The God Lecture
Level 1 – Surface Web
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A Lecture Given By An Infophage On The Entire History Of The Universe. Infophages Are Beings That Act As “Causal Banks”, Reservoir-Dumps For Local Telic Processors, In Urban Areas. That Is To Say, There Are Beings That Act Like Memory Sticks For The Computer That Is Reality, Because The Surface Area Of A City Is So Much Denser Than The Country, Telic Nodes Need Infophages To Dump All That Extra Meaningless Information That’S Still Needed To Create A Believable World For The Purposes Of Quick And Easy Recall, Such As The Precise Weights Of All The Medicine Bottles In The Bathroom Of Apartment 304 In 151 Clancy Street, New York, Etc. Some Infophages, Fortunately Or Not, End Up Intercepting Reams Of Information That Is Above Their Sense-Grade, So They Dump This Information Into The Heads Of Unsuspecting Professors, Intellectuals, Idea Men, And So On. A God Lecture Was Once Given In Missouri In 2009 And Just Ended Last Summer.