Rave Golems

Level 4 – Charter Web

Golems Assembled From The Empties, Spilled Bongwater, Trashed Dixie Cups, Glow Sticks, Beer Pong Balls Etc. After A Party. A Very Fast Way To Clean Up Actually, You Get All The Trash Together In One Room, Mutter A Few Incantations, And It’Ll All Spontaneously Come Together And Stand Up On Legs Made Of Beer Bottles And Shot Glasses. After Which You Are Free To Take With Construct Somewhere Else To Disassemble, Or Actually Keep Around As A Servitor. The Attitudes Of These Golems Differ Depending On What Happened The Night Before. If Someone Was Hurt, They Tend To Be Violent, If It Was A Great Time For Everyone, They Are Gentle And Peace-Loving. Anxious Hosts Who Want To Know What People Thought Of Their Get-Together Will Sometimes Summon A Rave Golem Just To Watch How It Behaves.

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