September 2024
Zombie Survival Guide Based On Real Incidents
Level 0 – Common Web
Max Brooks’ “Zombie Survival Guide” is a bestselling book that provides advice on how to survive a zombie apocalypse, but some conspiracy theorists argue that the book is based on real incidents. They claim that Brooks, under the guise of fiction, is actually revealing classified information about government cover-ups of zombie-like outbreaks. These theorists believe that small-scale zombie events have occurred throughout history, often written off as mass hysteria or drug-induced psychosis, and that the book is a subtle warning of what’s to come.
Dark Energy Ex-Lover
Level 4 – Charter Web
A Term That Denotes The Metaphysical Inaccessibility Of Certain Romantic Partners. Whether Through Some Curse, Some Trick Of Fate Or The Prohibition Against The Mixing Of Humans And Nymphs, The Aes Sidai, Etc. A Human Male Is Forbidden From Quite Literally Every Approaching The Object Of His Love. They Are Called “Dark Energy” Lovers Because Their Bodies Are Actually Red-Shifted, Always Receding From The Observer, Impossible To Catch. There Is Something Very Haunting About Watching The Love Of Your Life Slowly Floating Away From You With All The Certainty Of Gravity, And Up Into The Night Sky As They Vanish Into A Red Point And Then Black. It Is To Know That Neither In This Life Or Any Other Imaginable One Will You Two Ever Be Together, Your Tracks Are Parallel Even In Eternity. Most Who Experience Something Like This Are Scarred For Life, Some Will Actually Commit Suicide.
Hunt vs Liberty Lobby
Hunt vs. Liberty Lobby was a high-profile libel case in the 1980s involving E. Howard Hunt, a CIA officer linked to the JFK assassination, and the Liberty Lobby, a right-wing organization. The case took a strange turn when the jury ruled in favor of the Liberty Lobby, implying that the organization’s claims of Hunt’s involvement in the assassination were not defamatory because they could not be proven false. This outcome fueled further conspiracy theories about CIA involvement in JFK’s death and the possibility of government-sanctioned cover-ups.
Times Square Screaming Incident
Level 4 – Charter Web
Event In Which Time Square Pedestrians Were Observed To Stop And Scream In Terror For 34 Minutes On!:;;;;;;!! )):””’. No Known Cause Has Been Found. No One Has Any Memory Of What Happened, And Confronting Them With Traffic Camera Footage Triggers The Scream Again, Which Subsides In Exactly 17 Minutes. In Time Since The Phenomenon First Occurred It Has Been Noticed The Victims Have Come To Associate More And More Things In Their Life With The Screaming, And So Prone To More And More “Fits”.
Plastigomerates
Level 1 – Surface Web
Plastic fossils.
LINKS
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Plastiglomerate
U.S. Funds Isis
Level 2 – Bergie Web
Many conspiracies exist about how the USA funds ISIS groups. Getting an definitive answer may be impossible.
LINKS
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Finances_of_ISIL
Apollo 11 Landed On The Wrong Moon
Level 3 – Deep Web
It has to do with the dual moon theory, that we have two moons in the sky and they take turns appearing for us, only one is visible on earth at a time and theyre both identical because theyre both artificial. Multiple worldlines. The moonlanding is simultaneously a hoax and real. The moon we have today is a result of nelson mandela shenaniganery and therefore distinct from the (very real) moon that apollo 11 landed on; the Van Allen Belts caused bloop (this is the technical term) in spacetime, so they landed on a different Earth than they left..***This was posted in a hoax thread on /x/ as well.
LINKS
https://archive.4plebs.org/x/thread/21021043/