September 2024
Stanley Kubrick Filmed The Moon Landing
Level 3 –
A popular conspiracy theory that asserts filmmaker Stanley Kubrick was hired by NASA to stage the Apollo 11 moon landing in a studio. Proponents believe Kubrick’s film “2001: A Space Odyssey” was a test run for the supposed hoax, using the same special effects to create a convincing lunar landscape.
Lizzie Grubman
Level 3 – Deep Web
Lizzie Grubman (jewish wahmen runs over a bunch of people waiting to get into a night club with her luxury suv because they were cramping her style, she shouted “fuck you White trash” but rather than getting charged with a hate crime, she gets an incredibly light sentence and gets out with a cushy new job at a PR consulting firm)
The God Lecture
Level 1 – Surface Web
A Lecture Given By An Infophage On The Entire History Of The Universe. Infophages Are Beings That Act As “Causal Banks”, Reservoir-Dumps For Local Telic Processors, In Urban Areas. That Is To Say, There Are Beings That Act Like Memory Sticks For The Computer That Is Reality, Because The Surface Area Of A City Is So Much Denser Than The Country, Telic Nodes Need Infophages To Dump All That Extra Meaningless Information That’S Still Needed To Create A Believable World For The Purposes Of Quick And Easy Recall, Such As The Precise Weights Of All The Medicine Bottles In The Bathroom Of Apartment 304 In 151 Clancy Street, New York, Etc. Some Infophages, Fortunately Or Not, End Up Intercepting Reams Of Information That Is Above Their Sense-Grade, So They Dump This Information Into The Heads Of Unsuspecting Professors, Intellectuals, Idea Men, And So On. A God Lecture Was Once Given In Missouri In 2009 And Just Ended Last Summer.
Trump’s Pee
Level 1 – Surface Web
I’m assumming this is in reference to the alleged video of Trump either urinated on a prostitute or being urinated on by a prostitute. An anon claims “It’s actually real, but Trump was forced to do it, so that Russian mobsters would force him to lower the values of his licensing deals.”
Rai Stones
Level 2 – Bergie Web
A rai stone (Yapese: raay[1]), or fei stone[2] is one of many large artifacts that were manufactured and treasured by the native inhabitants of the Yap islands in Micronesia. They are also known as Yapese stone money or similar names.
LINKS
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rai_stones
Project Blue Book Missing Reports
Conspiracy Theory: Some believe that key reports and evidence from Project Blue Book were deliberately removed or destroyed to conceal the truth about UFOs. These “missing reports” allegedly contain definitive proof of extraterrestrial encounters.
Real-World Reference: Claims of missing evidence are common in UFO conspiracy theories, with some citing specific cases that were reportedly altered or omitted from official records .