Suicide Infomercials
Level 4 – Charter Web
Commercials that advertise unorthodox suicide methods that are quick, affordable, and apparently painless on clandestine occult networks late at night. They utilize anomalous objects and techniques to achieve these effects, one example of such an object is a photon mass multiplierthe infinitesimal mass of photons is not quite so infinitesimal anymore, it becomes suddenly possible to be bludgeoned to death by standing under a streetlight, or to sustain extreme blunt force trauma by rapidly switching a lamp on and off.