Clifford The Big Red Dog Vacuum Catastrophe

Level 4 – Charter Web

Catch-All Term For Objects That Trigger Ontological Crash-Scenarios: Solipsist-Variant. These Are Often Innocuous Objects That Convince Their Readers/Viewers That They Are The Only Conscious Being In Existence, And That All Of History Had Seemingly Conspired To Lead Them To This Time And Place Where They Would Discover This Fact, And Thereby Trigger Ontological Meltdown. In The “Clifford The Big Red Dog” Scenario, The Author Claims That Since He Is The One Writing The Book, And Is Obviously Experiencing His Subjectivity First-Hand Instead Of The Consciousness Of His Neighbor Next Door, That He Must Be More Conscious Than His Neighbor, And If He Is More Conscious Than His Neighbor, He Must Necessarily Be More Conscious Than The Entire Universe, Given That It Is He Himself He Is Experiencing And No One Else. If This Is True, The Author Reasons, Then Whoever Is Reading His Words Must Necessarily Be The One Who Has Inherited The “Blessing And Curse” Of His God-Consciousness, Or Otherwise No One Has For The Simple Fact No One Is Reading It. Produces A Number Of Logical Basilisks/Schizo-Realizations In The Reader That Will Either Trigger Suicide/Zero-Sum Or Full Amaranth.

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